Frum The Associated Press:
WASHINGTON — The nation's capital always draws its share of protesters, picketing for causes ranging from health care reform to immigration policy.The only good news so far is that this moron is a former principle. What we do not need is her brand of spelling infecting our youth.
But spelling bee protesters? They're out here, too.
Four peaceful protesters, some dressed in full-length black and yellow bee costumes, represented the American Literacy Council and the London-based Spelling Society and stood outside the Grand Hyatt on Thursday, where the Scripps National Spelling Bee is being held. Their message was short: Simplify the way we spell words.
Roberta Mahoney, 81, a former Fairfax County, Va. elementary school principal, said the current language obstructs 40 percent of the population from learning how to read, write and spell.
We could just use picture books. That would eliminate the need to put words together at all. We could also just spend less time making excuses for failure and try teaching students how to read. Just a thought.
"Our alphabet has 425-plus ways of putting words together in illogical ways," Mahoney said.
I agree. This gal is too much and I have definitely had enough of morons like this trying to dumb down an education system that is already lagging behind the rest of the developed world.
The protesting cohort distributed pins to willing passers-by with their logo, "Enuf is enuf. Enough is too much."
According to literature distributed by the group, it makes more sense for "fruit" to be spelled as "froot," "slow" should be "slo," and "heifer" — a word spelled correctly during the first oral round of the bee Thursday by Texas competitor Ramesh Ghanta — should be "hefer."
...And dumb ass to be spelled "Roberta Mahoney".
Lord I sincerely hope so. There has to be a limit on what we are willing to accept.
Meanwhile, inside the hotel's Independence Ballroom, 273 spellers celebrated the complexity of the language in all its glory, correctly spelling words like zaibatsu, vibrissae and biauriculate.
While the protesters could make headway with cell phone texters who routinely swap "u" for "you" and "gr8" for "great," their message may be a harder sell for the Scripps crowd.
Mahoney had trouble gaining traction with at least one bee attendee. New Mexico resident Matthew Evans, 15, a former speller whose sister is participating in the bee this year, reasoned with her that if English spellings were changed, spelling bees would cease to exist.
"If a dictionary lists 'enough' as 'enuf,' the spelling bee goes by the dictionary, therefore all the spelling words are easier to spell, so the spelling bee is gone," Evans said.
"Well," Mahoney replied, "they could pick their own dictionary."
I think Mahoney would be better served to pick her own planet; preferably one a long way from this one.